real life

ok so maybe it’s important or something. sometimes i like to go out every weekend and get wasted and snort coke off hooker tits, but lately i’ve been growing tired of the same old tits and booze and drugs. ah; the life of a potential rock star. so now mostly i sit on the internet and get in long arguments over silly things. but my roommate, who has either got the biggest passive aggression issue of all time or she’s just stupid, took it upon herself to disconnect our internet service, rather than switching it to my name. this all means that i haven’t been able to talk to crowdpleaser in DAYS. to “real life” people, this might not seem like such a big deal, but a lot can happen on the internet and if you’re not there to catch it, you’re not there to respond to it. like, for instance, crowdpleaser’s ridiculous assertation that he has been winning most of our arguments. let me say right here for the record- that is 100% untrue. the last argument we had was whether biking is exercise, and whether the energy you spend biking 2 miles is the same amount of energy you spend biking 50 miles. i said you spend more biking 50 miles; crowdpleaser tried saying the opposite (since the orginal argument depended on it)
guess who won? it wasn’t crowdpleaser.
i feel like i should say a word about LDRs, being as how this is a blog about said subject and all. I’ve also just arrived in crowdpleaser’s city, so for the next 3 weeks it will NOT be an LDR (yeah!) and this adds to my desire to shed some light on the coming and going aspect of this relationship. but i’m afraid that all i can do is echo the sentiment below mine and think about not playing gameboy. stay tuned for any exciting turns as we face our longest period of time together EVER